Move Over YouTube!

YouTube has worked its way into our collective lexicon, similar to google. But, like any other ginourmous service, it's leaving something to be desired from many subpopulations. Where do these subgroups turn to for refuge and identity?

Enter JewTube. Finally, a website for Jews to post Jew related videos. You know, about Jewish things, like overbearing mothers, Kabbalah, Borat, and Hebrew Hotties.



There's also a pretty good Jewish version of Dick in a Box called Bagels and Lox.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find any Woody Allen videos... or Philip Roth references... Ah well... give it time, I suppose.

Enjoy.

And the last man standing is...

Julio Franco got DFAd today by the Mets... This means that, for now at least, Roger Clemens is the only active MLB player on a roster in the original RBI Baseball.


So, all of you, run over to VirtualNES and play a tribute game of RBI baseball. Select the AL all-stars and put good ol pisshands into the lineup, either for Willie Randolph at 2b or for Schroder at catcher...

Larry David's Available

The lead WTF story:

Larry David’s wife is leaving him.

For their caretaker.

Like, WTF????

But in all seriousness, are they going to work this into the new season of Curb? (The sixth season, by the way, is set to air Sept 9th.)

Citizens Against Breastfeeding

And the video of the day is brought to you by Alan Abel posing as Jim Rogers.



breastfeeding leads to antisocial behavior “and in one case, Monica Lewinsky, who was breastfed until she was four years old…”

Gay Child Night at the Ballpark

There’s nothing I would
rather do today than take
my son to a baseball game,
get him a free floppy hat
at the door, and watch the
Gay Men’s Chorus.



But apparently such “co-mingling” doesn’t toot everyone’s horn and the Padres are getting pinched by critics of their decision to host a gay pride night and a hat giveaway to kids at the same game…

cause cause cause there’s like women kissin each other and such and that’s like social engineering, or somethin.

(Watch the video below for some quality debate on Bill O'Reilly.)



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Speaking of San Diego, how do you think those critics will feel after the city constructs this building downtown?





Yeah, I know. And the architect claims it looks like a flower... Of course, the architect's last name is Shapery...

Online Karaoke... This Time It's For Serious.

For those karaoke-lovahs out there, here’s an online karaoke community for you to try your stuff. Follow the link to hear some folks' renditions of the great Dwight Yoakam’s Guitars, Cadillacs.

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Woman takes 72 hours to prep for a date...

Pro-Life, the Horror Movie

Let’s rent this film, like now. Demon rape baby.
Anti-abortion whackos. Thank you, John Carpenter.

King Douchuous IV

Every dude knows the feeling--no matter what kinda quality tail he pulls. Every now and then, he looks around the bar and notices some fine chicks hangin all over King Douchous IV. Hot Chicks with Douche Bags is a website devoted to those moments of jealousy and wonder. Check it out.

Who wants a free slurpee???

I DO!!!!

7-11 is giving 'em out for frees today. (Get it? Frees. Freeze.) Happy Happy Birthday, 7-11. So, river gang, let’s hit the chain and hopefully they’ve got Sierra Mist flavor. If not, I’ll settle for Kryptonite Ice. Wild Cherry is for pussies.

(Clay is hit in the head by a Wild Cherry slurpee)

Hey, I'm not gay

Roller blading is a convenient form of transportation, okay. And my shirt is off because it's hot out. Oh and Popsicles taste good, alright? Especially in the summer when you're bladin down the waterfront for Christ's sakes.

My Firefox weather toolbar has a flaming thermometer.

That's toasty, friends. So, find a cool basement with wi-fee and follow some links below...

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There are no pink-pistol-totin lesbian gangs… and I’m really saddened by this.



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It’s totally cool to ask for anal on the first date.

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Syph is the new Herp. Yay New York!!!

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And herp is the new smallpox blanket. Bummer for coral reefs!

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I know I feel this way sometimes:

via postsecret

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And the crazy tattoo photo of the week:

via It's Knuttz

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Stay cool, playthings... or at least settle for kinda warm...

Me? I'm goin to the river river.