Who wants a free slurpee???

I DO!!!!

7-11 is giving 'em out for frees today. (Get it? Frees. Freeze.) Happy Happy Birthday, 7-11. So, river gang, let’s hit the chain and hopefully they’ve got Sierra Mist flavor. If not, I’ll settle for Kryptonite Ice. Wild Cherry is for pussies.

(Clay is hit in the head by a Wild Cherry slurpee)